I start by identifying the item.
I proceed to determine the usability of the item.
I evaluate the stats on the item.
I pick a random number between 1 and 5. (For some reason it comes up 4 more often than any other number.)
I apply that number to the 3rd spot of the price of the item.
I consult my magic 8 ball. If the magic 8 ball says anything other than 'Outlook is good', I immediately vendor the item regardless of its stats. (Always trust the magic 8ball)
I pick a number between 1 and 10. (Again, it seems to be 4 really often, so strange)
I apply that number to the 2nd spot in the price of the item.
I check the current price of gold. If gold is still selling for .25/100k, I put 25 at the end of the price of the item.
I now have the last 4 spots of the price of the item and the item has passed 8 ball test.
I go outside.
I visit the park down the street.
I count the number of people in the park, I divide this number by 2.
I put that number as the first two digits on the price of the item, giving me 6 digits of the price.
I roll a 43 sided di.
If the di comes up under 25, I put 1 in the first digit of the sale price. If it comes up over 25, I put 6 in the first digit of the sale price.
I now have a sale price for the item between 1 and 6 million gold, netting me pure profit on every item every time in huge lump sums.
(Obviously everyone checks the AH for comparable items and prices accordingly.)