I was really suprised that it was fpsware who was the author of this thread. wow
I like bosses idea. Even a mear threat about a lawyer + cops can go a long way
But as far as the gbank... as long as you're the gbank leader, they will know that you didn't take it b/c it is a different IP address. Tell them it wasn't the normal person who was in the gbank and you would like all goods given back to your toons as you're saving up for cataclysm.
As far as the accounts... well, boss knows their name, their payment type, IP address, and I'm sure there are enough dev's on here who know how to get through firewalls to fuck with his shit.