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Trying to pick up girls, how do you make "botting" sound awesome

Max1m said:
You shouldn't be talking about your job or money in the first place.
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What should I talk about then. I am not very handsome (I go to the gym 3 times a week for weight lifting but I can't seem to gain much muscle), I work in a grocery store (unloading truck and cashier sometimes) and don't have many jokes to say IRL... honestly I'm pretty shy and don't know how to impress the ladies. My friend said everyone needs a "hook" when you go fishing and I was hoping botting could be my hook
 
AngelsHalo said:
What should I talk about then. I am not very handsome (I go to the gym 3 times a week for weight lifting but I can't seem to gain much muscle), I work in a grocery store (unloading truck and cashier sometimes) and don't have many jokes to say IRL... honestly I'm pretty shy and don't know how to impress the ladies. My friend said everyone needs a "hook" when you go fishing and I was hoping botting could be my hook
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Just whip out your cock.

Works 90% of the time, every time.
 
just ask them all if you can shit on their chest.....

When you find the one that will, you have a winner
 
dude, first thing you've done wrong: ask about hooking up on a diablo botting forum.
second thing you've done wrong: assume women are interested on what you do/earn.
third thing you've done wrong: assume they care about your looks.

just a few quick tips:
- women respond to CONFIDENCE. so if you're shy, work on that. maybe get a few drinks in to let go of inhibitions.
- women like to be the center of attention. no need to talk about yourself, JUST ASK HER QUESTIONS ABOUT HERSELF.

that should help you get started.

now, all that about good looks and money... that does certainly work, but only to get certain types of women.
if you're looking for one night stands, it's all good, but beware of those gold diggers trying to pull a pregnancy on you, haha.

and the thing about women that go for looks is that, no matter how handsome you are, she will eventually meet someone better looking.
 
Enter a convo with a chick, reach for phone and ask her to please excuse you for a sec.

Turn head / walk short distance away but where she can still hear you.

Proceed to have convo with phone that did not ring.

"What do you mean gold is blowing up? Sell all of it! Yes! Dump the whole lot ... Yes sell the 15,000.00 USD and I can bring more in tomorrow. While your at it contact Richard and dump the Euro lots also thats another $12,000. I'm out with a gorgeous woman atm but I will be back in the office in the morning."

Then wallk back up and apologize and continue being a confident asshole but flattering.

Take the ass and move on.

The majority of woman wont hear what you even said you are selling, they will just hear "thousands" and "USD".

It wont work on all, nothing will ... but it works on a suprizingly high number of good looking trophies.

Wifing is a different ballgame, you actually have to live up to the hype.
 
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Just smile, and when they ask what you do just tell them you where on Full House. That shit always works for me.
 
just a tip for showing off that youre loaded.

before taking her out drinking or something, load your wallet up with a shit load of cash. big bills. then when ya out if she wants a drink you be like 'yeah, and grab me a xyz too' then toss her your wallet. she goes to pay for it with your cash, sees all your cash and shit will start ticking in her head. its that simple. the bonus is this has the 'confidence' affect too, as youre not going out of you way to do everything for her (bitches hate and love this at the same time. it displays that you can be manipulated and are not a suitable partner)
 
bizzy1one said:
Enter a convo with a chick, reach for phone and ask her to please excuse you for a sec.

Turn head / walk short distance away but where she can still hear you.

Proceed to have convo with phone that did not ring.

"What do you mean gold is blowing up? Sell all of it! Yes! Dump the whole lot ... Yes sell the 15,000.00 USD and I can bring more in tomorrow. While your at it contact Richard and dump the Euro lots also thats another $12,000. I'm out with a gorgeous woman atm but I will be back in the office in the morning."

Then wallk back up and apologize and continue being a confident asshole but flattering.

Take the ass and move on.

The majority of woman wont hear what you even said you are selling, they will just hear "thousands" and "USD".

It wont work on all, nothing will ... but it works on a suprizingly high number of good looking trophies.

Wifing is a different ballgame, you actually have to live up to the hype.
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"YES DUMP ALL OF IT!!" hahaha classic had me laughing the entire time..
 
rafaelagp said:
dude, first thing you've done wrong: ask about hooking up on a diablo botting forum.
second thing you've done wrong: assume women are interested on what you do/earn.
third thing you've done wrong: assume they care about your looks.

just a few quick tips:
- women respond to CONFIDENCE. so if you're shy, work on that. maybe get a few drinks in to let go of inhibitions.
- women like to be the center of attention. no need to talk about yourself, JUST ASK HER QUESTIONS ABOUT HERSELF.

that should help you get started.

now, all that about good looks and money... that does certainly work, but only to get certain types of women.
if you're looking for one night stands, it's all good, but beware of those gold diggers trying to pull a pregnancy on you, haha.

and the thing about women that go for looks is that, no matter how handsome you are, she will eventually meet someone better looking.
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+10
 
macedawg said:
just a tip for showing off that youre loaded.

before taking her out drinking or something, load your wallet up with a shit load of cash. big bills. then when ya out if she wants a drink you be like 'yeah, and grab me a xyz too' then toss her your wallet. she goes to pay for it with your cash, sees all your cash and shit will start ticking in her head. its that simple. the bonus is this has the 'confidence' affect too, as youre not going out of you way to do everything for her (bitches hate and love this at the same time. it displays that you can be manipulated and are not a suitable partner)
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i need to find a bar that accepts paypal
 
Paypal Debit My friend! Dont throw a wallet full of cash and expect some chick in a bar to return with 2 drinks. Before the ice melts your screwed shes gone and your broke.
 
Out of topic: I believe you can find a gamer girl, but a girl with a bot farm? That would be tha bomb!
 
Look for a girl in China or Moldavia as u always talk about them :D they will surely be impressed by the money and don't care how they were made . :D
 
kork09 said:
Look for a girl in China or Moldavia as u always talk about them :D they will surely be impressed by the money and don't care how they were made . :D
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In America we call these girls sluts.

Don't get me wrong, though; sluts are fantastic.
 
Are there any girls here??? My stats: 14 bots and I can benchpress 135 lb for 5 reps

I work in a grocery store but it pays decently well and I might be manager some day. Love to read books and play video games, maybe you can join me.
 
AngelsHalo said:
Are there any girls here??? My stats: 14 bots and I can benchpress 135 lb for 5 reps

I work in a grocery store but it pays decently well and I might be manager some day. Love to read books and play video games, maybe you can join me.
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oh god, there's no fixing you, hahahaha. are you seriously looking for chicks in a botting forum?!
DUDE, GO OUT. there's a real world out there.
 
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