This thread quickly turned into bashing and personal insult, but seriously, if you can get past all these, the intent of the thread was good and he made some good advice, i.e., "be Patient", Try not using other third party app or you might get banned", etc...
I would agree with him that it is not really a matter of translating, but a matter of understanding. I have no position in language proficiency or deficiency, but for me, English is nothing but just a language, nothing more. It is not a measure of intelligence or skills. Americans, Canadians, Australians, South Africans, British etc... speak better English than Asians, most Europeans, most Africans, not because they are smarter, but merely because they were born and live there. Some people think that they are smarter than other Nationalities just because they speak clearer English than the other. I am very sure that most of you are way more smarter than me. But in reality, I have seen many posts in this forum that are written in perfect English, but are useless and don't make sense at all.
Like what Kamikaze said when he was still calm and before everyone pissed him off, Become a pineapple!!! (I really don't know what that means) And be patient and helpful to those who are new here.
I think Joel interpreted it well. He was the first one to turn into a pineapple.