NoWayLol
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So I'm bored waiting around for DB to update so I can test my new Rift profile (exciting I know!) and was browsing the forums. I took a glance in the ban section forum out of curiosity, mostly because I think I've read up on everything else that seems interesting around here right now.
I started to feel a pressure change in the force, the energy was way off. The longer I sat staring blankly at that forum section, I felt the darkness approaching upon me. As if Malthael himself was staring over my shoulder, waiting, just waiting.
Then it hit me, Malthael IS Warden, has been all this time, we just didn't know it. If you think you can take him visit the Ban section, you will feel the presence of death itself and your soul will be his. Just as soon as he looks up your battle tag and finds your attached Diablo III account.
The moral of this story is, the longer you look at the ban forum section, the higher risk of Malthael finding you...by following the scent of your fear. Then, as he is taking your soul to the last breath, he will PERMANENTLY BAN YOU. *hyperventilating*
Soooo yeah, needless to say, I am that bored. O.O
I started to feel a pressure change in the force, the energy was way off. The longer I sat staring blankly at that forum section, I felt the darkness approaching upon me. As if Malthael himself was staring over my shoulder, waiting, just waiting.
Then it hit me, Malthael IS Warden, has been all this time, we just didn't know it. If you think you can take him visit the Ban section, you will feel the presence of death itself and your soul will be his. Just as soon as he looks up your battle tag and finds your attached Diablo III account.
The moral of this story is, the longer you look at the ban forum section, the higher risk of Malthael finding you...by following the scent of your fear. Then, as he is taking your soul to the last breath, he will PERMANENTLY BAN YOU. *hyperventilating*
Soooo yeah, needless to say, I am that bored. O.O






