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it's raining armor

Guys, hot to explain that the drop for my bots is always better in the night, while I sleep? Only when the sun goes down they start to bring something good. It's already like a tradition for me - each morning when I start Diablo and go to stash I find some good legendaries and/or rares there. And when the sun shines brightly I see only crap. WTF is wrong with this random?
 
Guys, hot to explain that the drop for my bots is always better in the night, while I sleep? Only when the sun goes down they start to bring something good. It's already like a tradition for me - each morning when I start Diablo and go to stash I find some good legendaries and/or rares there. And when the sun shines brightly I see only crap. WTF is wrong with this random?

It's because of the vampires, they have an allergy for the sun, so they only come out at night to piss over Blizzard servers. Now because their piss comes out of their legendary cocks, it raises the possibility of better drops. Nobody at Blizzard knows that they are doing this because the vampires make them forget with their "compelling stare". I only know this because I interviewed Brad Pitt who is also a vampire. As proof Brad Pitt pissed all over me and 5 minutes later I crapped a skorn out of my ass. True story.
 
as of around 6pm pacific yesterday, I am exploding with legendaries.

idk wtf blizard did, but its going to ruin the RMAH for whatever its still worth (not much)
 
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