Help me get this girl to go out with me!

[Jordan]

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi

Son, you ugly.

 

[style1one]

it puts the lotion on its skin....

 

[ski]

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi

Son, you ugly.

Oh he's not that bad. Maybe compared to you or I, but not overall bad.

 

[zentek]

you let it play out, i want the truth and only that, if im ugly tell me, i would appreciate help.

I doubt it has anything to do with looks. I don't think anyone would've gotten a possitive response out of the conversation you two had.

 

[Nomfather]

Yeah I think we established Hot Sauce isn't a great pick up line

but ......

 

[r0sc0]

you let it play out, i want the truth and only that, if im ugly tell me, i would appreciate help.

already told you dude, you aint ugly just be more subtle with the ladys dont try and be something your not! get to know them before you try getting there e-vagina wet!"

 

[Jordan]

Oh he's not that bad. Maybe compared to you or I, but not overall bad.

"Or I"
oh I love you ski.

 

[Jordan]

Ok, now post up the lucky lady.

 

[Xillidan]

you let it play out, i want the truth and only that, if im ugly tell me, i would appreciate help.

I'd say the advice and comments on this thread are already enough to help, id say leave her alone, its too late, practice on chicks you dont want.

 

[Nomfather]

"Or I"
oh I love you ski.

and thats why ski is a pimp, he's pulled yet again!

 

[ski]

"Or I"
oh I love you ski.

True story. I'm like an 8 out of 10.

 

[dback30]

I'm no expert on prettiness or ugliness but you do look VERY young. Pewbs yet?

i can put a pic of that up if you would like? yes i have pubes, and a 6 and 3/4 inch dick, im 15 and a half, i got ym permit, i got a boat if u would like pics? 85 HP Johnson, and i sell about 120$ worth of gold a week. I wanna have a gf who is not a whore like all my other, who actuley cares about education, a girl with sincerity, someone i can be down to earth with, and also good friends, and yes, i want my dick to be ocasionally sucked.

 

[Xillidan]

it puts the lotion on its skin....

AMG LOLS, damm

 

[ski]

I wrote my phone number on a bottle of hot sauce and am going to use it next time I go out to a bar. I'll let you know how it goes.

 

[ski]

i can put a pic of that up if you would like? yes i have pubes, and a 6 and 3/4 inch dick, im 15 and a half, i got ym permit, i got a boat if u would like pics? 85 HP Johnson, and i sell about 120$ worth of gold a week. I wanna have a gf who is not a whore like all my other, who actuley cares about education, a girl with sincerity, someone i can be down to earth with, and also good friends, and yes, i want my dick to be ocasionally sucked.

This has GOT to be a troll thread. IT HAS TO BE.

 

[dback30]

Ok, now post up the lucky lady.

If i post her then i think you guys will have ways of taking advantage of the situation.

 

[Jordan]

True story. I'm like an 8 out of 10.

10/10 boi, Facebook me ski, I know you want to.
Ooooft!

 

[gbriche]

You may not have the looks of Adam Lambert/Jordan but your not bad looking. Just loose the jean shorts....... Oh and when defending yourself of being a stalker I probably wouldnt post pictures with blood dripping down my arm. Idk thats just me.....

 

[ski]

Adam Lambert/Jordan.

LOLOLOLOL wtf comparison

 

[Xillidan]

i can put a pic of that up if you would like? yes i have pubes, and a 6 and 3/4 inch dick, im 15 and a half, i got ym permit, i got a boat if u would like pics? 85 HP Johnson, and i sell about 120$ worth of gold a week. I wanna have a gf who is not a whore like all my other, who actuley cares about education, a girl with sincerity, someone i can be down to earth with, and also good friends, and yes, i want my dick to be ocasionally sucked.

Honestly - this sounds perverted and braggy, ease up on the bragging and be subtle with chicks