mephuser1000
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I think I'm suffering from D3 Botting withdrawal symptoms, just had this ominous, depressing dream sequence involving BuddyTeam, Blizzard CEO and Hamburglar taking place in the courtroom.
Opening/Introduction Scene
- BuddyTeam is led into the courtroom and sees Blizzard CEO feeding Hamburglar gold coins.
- Blizzard CEO introduces himself and Hamburglar as the Judge.
- BuddyTeam insists on botting their way through the trial.
- Blizzard CEO then cancels the illusion of the courtroom, turning the room into Caldeum's Palace which leads to Phase 1.
Phase 1: Warden
- Blizzard CEO spawns Warden adds: Stealthed, backstabbing ninjas with a giant eye as its head.
- BuddyTeam channels "Mass Smoke Screen" to end the phase.
Phase 2: Ban Hammer
- Blizzard CEO reveals its true form: A Giant Blob Monster wielding 2 Pandalol-Hammers.
- BuddyTeam proceeds to spam cast explosive Mirror Images, ending the phase.
Phase 3: Rain of Lawyers
- Blizzard CEO drops the hammers and starts channelling: Rain of Lawyers.
- Piles of Lawyers drop down from the sky and lands on the ground - spelling out the word: "INJUNCTION".
- The Lawyers start to their endless chanting of "SUE" and melt into a green sticky AOE.
- BuddyTeam gets stuck into the green goo.
Phase 4: Judgement of the Hamburglar
- With BuddyTeam immobilized by the green goo, Blizzard CEO casts frenzy on Hamburglar.
- Hamburglar turns into a bloating explosive Minion and starts chanting "Judgement".
- Blizzard CEO then launches Hamburglar into BuddyTeam.
- Hamburglar explodes. Screen turns Red.
- Dream sequence ends.
I think I need to have my meds now.
Opening/Introduction Scene
- BuddyTeam is led into the courtroom and sees Blizzard CEO feeding Hamburglar gold coins.
- Blizzard CEO introduces himself and Hamburglar as the Judge.
- BuddyTeam insists on botting their way through the trial.
- Blizzard CEO then cancels the illusion of the courtroom, turning the room into Caldeum's Palace which leads to Phase 1.
Phase 1: Warden
- Blizzard CEO spawns Warden adds: Stealthed, backstabbing ninjas with a giant eye as its head.
- BuddyTeam channels "Mass Smoke Screen" to end the phase.
Phase 2: Ban Hammer
- Blizzard CEO reveals its true form: A Giant Blob Monster wielding 2 Pandalol-Hammers.
- BuddyTeam proceeds to spam cast explosive Mirror Images, ending the phase.
Phase 3: Rain of Lawyers
- Blizzard CEO drops the hammers and starts channelling: Rain of Lawyers.
- Piles of Lawyers drop down from the sky and lands on the ground - spelling out the word: "INJUNCTION".
- The Lawyers start to their endless chanting of "SUE" and melt into a green sticky AOE.
- BuddyTeam gets stuck into the green goo.
Phase 4: Judgement of the Hamburglar
- With BuddyTeam immobilized by the green goo, Blizzard CEO casts frenzy on Hamburglar.
- Hamburglar turns into a bloating explosive Minion and starts chanting "Judgement".
- Blizzard CEO then launches Hamburglar into BuddyTeam.
- Hamburglar explodes. Screen turns Red.
- Dream sequence ends.
I think I need to have my meds now.
