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Blizzard's New Slogan

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[video=youtube;HR-FQEcVkwM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR-FQEcVkwM[/video]

You can clearly hear the man in the video claiming that his mother is in fact his sister.

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If you take a closer look at Blizzard's website you can see they have began selling anime as gay rights pass in America, coincidence? I think not.

Paladin - Game Guide

As you delve further down the rabbit hole you find that Paladin can be played on three Alliance races yet only two Horde. Once again this is no coincidence.

Theory confirmed

Now take a look at this thread complaining about impossible PvP for Horde, coincidence? I think not once more. As you see there are more Paladins on the Alliance side and they are like Blizzard's baby. But is Blizzard's baby actually inbred and Blizzard is trying their best to cover it up? Seems like it to me. The original plan was to make their slogan "My Mother's My Sister" yet they have no slogan because it was already taken. This is no mistake as the producer of GTA III is Leslie Benzies, why this name might seem normal it's actually a secret code for "lesbians taking benzos in a mercedes". Why Lesbians? To control humanity, inbred lowers intelligence thus their slogan was stolen from right under their noses.

WoTLK Release Date

WoTLK was release when the housing market crashed in the USA the same year, 2008. The only hero class ever or mention of a hero class, Death Knights. Where did this idea go and why? Well, what happen was is Blizzard thought it was a joke towards the USA like "death to the housing market as we are knights of the table" so you can see the resemblance in all this. The Lich King is also frozen and cold, he's a metaphorically drug lord addicted to his own pure Colombian powder, WoW was released in Brazil in 2011 only three years after the Lich King's fall. He actually only went to Brazil which he will be waiting as the final boss in the final expansion in his cold fusion, warm ice form.

I hope you all see Blizzard's tricks.
 
Nice to see conspiracy terrorist here :)

Pally only for 2 horde races? That is so strange! It is like pally were not planed for Horde since vanila! (Hint: TBC Patch 2.0.1 (2006-12-05): With the introduction of the blood elves, paladins are now playable by both the Alliance and the Horde.)
Do you know what is more strange? Shaman only for 2 alliance races! (Hint: TBC Patch 2.0.1 (2006-12-05):With the introduction of the draenei, shamans are now playable by both the Alliance and the Horde.)
 
Hmm boy u must be on some good Stuff there bud pass it along.think some others could use some of that damm.
 
This is on par with some of the ban theories I've read.
 
The biggest thing you missed out was 'Overwatch' i.e. WatchOver as in they are watching over you to control you.

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You should study journalism, the heading alone got you 1.5k+ views.
 
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