Anyone got a tear touching story that could change a blizz-guy from perma ban?

[Stivol]

Easy enough, I got banned, U sucked at storytelling in first grade and I still do it. Any help on how to retreive my main account?

 

[Mycroff]

hum

 

[Botanist]

My dog ate my mouse and I couldn't turn my computer off untill I came back from the store, that's why my toon was running into that wall for 7 hours.

 

[Joakim432710]

My dog ate my mouse and I couldn't turn my computer off untill I came back from the store, that's why my toon was running into that wall for 7 hours.

Hahahaha, honestly I could see this working LOL!

 

[Harmacintyre]

Hahahaha, honestly I could see this working LOL!

too bad its called Alt f4.... maybe you should try it?

 

[Dkelly96]

Consider it stolen

 

[Darklyte 420]

My Grammy Was up all night surfing internet porn and she lagged me out so bad i couldn't log off or stop running in place against that tree.. How's that one?

 

[foraus]

^ best one so far

 

[Sphero]

i fell asleep - face on keyboard!

Well... this happened to me for real - and funny enough someone reported me for that! no joke here...

 

[Stivol]

Well, my story worked, unbanned

 

[Shevy K]

Well, my story worked, unbanned

What did you say in the end?

 

[Dkelly96]

Well, my story worked, unbanned

Grats man.

What did you say?

 

[chtpm]

I have cancer and im going to die in a few days if I could just get to play wow again Ill be forever gratefull from heaven and if thats not possible karma will get your ass for not removing the perma ban.

Works every time, they all scared of karma

 

[wilbo007]

i just normally say im from make a wish foundation and ask for ashes of alar, unbanned and 100k gold and it works every time