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100% Ban proof method BuddyTeam Appeal

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Hi i habe an idea for a full ban proof bot.

Please buddyteam listen to me :D

The plan is to infiltrate Blizzard. We need to payout a disgruntled gamemaster of Diablo 3.

Give him/her $1000 in exchange for every piece of information with regards to bot detection.

Please bossland, $1000 is a good investment.

I can find you the game masters if you want


Hilarious just
 
It might actually work if you guys were serious for a minute...
 
remind me why you aren't banned yet? lol


Because it's a good plan. Seriously the Buddyteam is trying to find detection patterns but have fail thus far. If we can get insider info; then we know everything
 
I'll let you guys know when I get back from work on Monday. Supposedly we have some meeting regarding our "no talking policy" here at Blizzard HQ... wonder who spilled the beans...
 
I'll let you guys know when I get back from work on Monday. Supposedly we have some meeting regarding our "no talking policy" here at Blizzard HQ... wonder who spilled the beans...

I knew apoc was a blizzard employee... finally confirmed. :D
 
Where there is money there certainly is a way ;)

Not for all botters though.
 
Because it's a good plan. Seriously the Buddyteam is trying to find detection patterns but have fail thus far. If we can get insider info; then we know everything


SO someone is gonna risk a job that pays what 60k + per year + benefits for what 1k$ ? Not everyone is as stupid as you.
 
*WARNING! Due to extreme battering of the english language, Britts are warned...*


Or we just kidnap diablo from the game, and keep him in teh bazements along sidez with eastah bunneh, n tinkarbell, and dant forgat abuut Edward, the lovechild of Dracula and tinkerbell... and dont forget the dog from chiuaua.... thiiz iz teh BAZT IDeaz EVOORZ!!! like awr MAHR GARWD!
na that is too much work, much better to just use some type of blunt object, and kidnap the ceo of blizzard, then throw him in the river for even allowing the pony level to be made!
 
SO someone is gonna risk a job that pays what 60k + per year + benefits for what 1k$ ? Not everyone is as stupid as you.

Hahaha you are as dumb as i thought if you think Gamemasters get that much.

Also you se to miss the part where i wrote "disgruntled" employee.

Try again,.
 
I wouldn't risk my job, at a prestigious gaming company for $1000. It would take a lot more than that to breech my integrity.
 
Hahaha you are as dumb as i thought if you think Gamemasters get that much.

Also you se to miss the part where i wrote "disgruntled" employee.

Try again,.

Do you actually think these people make pennies ? Even if they don't make 60k a year lets say they make half that who in the world would be stupid enough to jeopardize a career over 1k$ ? When you work for a gaming company and get fired odds are you can find another job with another, but not if you get fired for something like that. Disgruntled or not they would never find a job in the industry again you're a fool if you think someone is gonna risk that for 1k$.
 
well you could strike the bargain, that he gets half the cost of a new account per account he keeps alive from you and suddenly his biggest paycheck per month is from you.
 
Hi i habe an idea for a full ban proof bot.

Please buddyteam listen to me :D

The plan is to infiltrate Blizzard. We need to payout a disgruntled gamemaster of Diablo 3.

Give him/her $1000 in exchange for every piece of information with regards to bot detection.

Please bossland, $1000 is a good investment.

I can find you the game masters if you want

This should be stickies for sheer stupidity. Why would someone working for Acti/Blizzard risk their job for a shitty 1k. Wow lol just wow.
 
Game masters are running bots themselves, why would they want you in on the cut?

They eliminate the competition (get you banned), driving up the gold prices and making more $$$ at the end of the day. So that 30k a year job turns out to be anywhere from 60-120k a year, depending on how hard they go.
 
I say we go one step further and kidnap the Blizzard board of directors and threaten to play SWTOR in front of them all day long until they unban all botters.
 
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