I hope they are not paying you then,
Windows 8 and Windows 8.1 with EUFI enabled will be atleast 2x faster then any OS that dose not support EUFI (Windows 7 does not support EUFI)
This is not an opinion this is FACT... So saying that windows 8 will not boot faster then windows 7 is utterly stupid, and leads me to believe the rest of the post is irrelevant...
People dont like 8.1 because they are too stupid to understand change...
+ windows 9 is built on windows 8.1 technology (im currently in external alpha testing for MS with Office E) so if your going to need to get use to it, because its how MS are going.
EUFI is a newer firmware used to replace BIOS. Again, it obfiscates a lot of lower-level crap from you, and you have to bend over backwards to get legacy BIOS functionality again through it. It is ALSO very similar, and for this reason compared to, how MACs firmware works instead of having a BIOS.
That being said, the beneficial gains of EUFI over standard BIOS found in Win7 using an SSD is minimal at best, and you won't really see any difference between the two because of how fast SSD's are at read/writing. I booted my sister's new Win8.1 laptop up next to my Win7 machine at home and we saw them boot up at the same time. You can cry "bullshit" all day long, but the fact is we have physical tests to prove there really isn't a difference. In games we maybe saw that my Win7 machine was getting more than 30fps more than her in games like Diablo III, Arma III, Battlefield 4, etc etc. However, that's just because I've got two GTX760's in SLi

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So, no, you seem to be pretty hardcore fanboiing over Microsoft. I've been working with MS products since I was 6, and I hate MACs with a passion.
Microsoft has had a HUGE backlash over Windows8 in the corporate world. There's a reason WHY we hate it, and have refused outright "upgrade" offers for our corporation multiple times. They'd send us an "Evaluation" version to see if we wanted to switch, and 3 times in a row now we've given it a clear runthrough with the thought process of "oh maybe they've fixed it", but no...it's still awful.
Windows9 has been said to be going back towards Win7 operating scheme even if they're keeping EUFI, which I assume they will because it is newer and slightly more robust that BIOS, but that doesn't change the fact that
WINDOWS 8 IS A PILE OF DOGSHIT.
Dot, period, the end...thanks

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ps: found a good article from last year comparing Win7 vs Win8.1 performance for gaming. It has, on average, a 3% boost in performance over Win7. The "choppiness" reported was due to bad Nvidia drivers for the GTX780 at the time that article was posted. Still a good read though:
Boop +3% is negligible and isn't worth the headache that is WindowsMAC err I mean Windows8.1.