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Trying to pick up girls, how do you make "botting" sound awesome

AngelsHalo

AngelsHalo

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OK so with a decent cashflow coming in I am going try to impress some ladies soon. But when they ask me what I do for a living, I want to tell them something cool, not that I play/bot video games for money. (Girls don't like nerds). I was thinking of telling I write code that buys/sells stock automatically and that's how I make all this money using the computer. I will wear a decent suit when I tell them so they think its true.

How do you dudes describe botting to the ladies?
 
My K/D ratio always gets 'em going..... but in all seriousness your going to be a virgin for life.
 
you sir, have a lot to learn. I hope to god you are trolling. Wow.
 
First you stop pretending to make money with botting. Second you stop pretending that sex doll is a real girl. Third you tell your boyfriend that you want to see other people and try to meet women.
 
Cocaine said:
First you stop pretending to make money with botting. Second you stop pretending that sex doll is a real girl. Third you tell your boyfriend that you want to see other people and try to meet women.
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Yes! Listen to Cocaine... Cocaine good...
 
my real trade is a military fire fighter and i have awesome work stories so no matter how nerdy i am girls will always swoon :P

ive told chicks i make extra $xxx per month from software collecting currencies for me. they think its pretty nifty and cool.

but trying to fluff it up and make you sound bad ass? nah come up with another job as your primary source of income. tell them you wrote twilight and it was stolen or something.
 
Pwn- said:
Yes! Listen to Cocaine... Cocaine good...
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Edit; Women like a little mystery. Fact. Don't tell them anything.
 
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tell them you own cotton plantation with workers working 24/7 making you money
 
You shouldn't be talking about your job or money in the first place.
 
I loled too hard xD!

My girlfriend feels like i'm walter white from breaking bad earning money with my "nonlegit" bots xD
 
Max1m said:
You shouldn't be talking about your job or money in the first place.
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Finally, we have a winner.

If you need to talk about your job/money, you are doing it wrong, and you're being "used". You could only mention you do "automation of collection internal currencies and selling them for real money", don't mention any numbers, don't explain further, just so they don't bother you (since most people pretend that they know everything about anything, so in order not to feel stupid, they won't even ask you when they don't understand something).
 
Okay listen up Ima go teach you the real pro moves to make girls like you through botting.

first you don't talk about it and just let her know subtly, for example: purposely bump on something and crash/fall down and right after that look at the girl and say "BOOM CRASH! good thing i gots me a relogger bisch!" she won't get it at first but she will get it sooner or later.

second subtle move is replacing the word 'but' to 'bot' and make sure that whenever you do use it in a sentence, make sure that sentence makes her happy, example: "I know ironman is cool, Bot the hulk is (insert funny joke)" this will hardwire her brain to be happy whenever she hears the word 'bot'.

third is explaining to her that there is a game that allows you to sell items legally and that you found a loop hole through your super hacking intelligence to make a program (yes, "make". pretend that you made the bot) and through the 2nd subtle move, she will automatically be happy when you explain that you are "botting" because like I said, it is hardwired to her brain to be happy whenever she hears the word bot.

then she'll ask "how's botting working out for you" you reply: "shitsocash cause i gots me a relogger bisch" (this makes you appear more edgy and hip at the same time)

she might ask that "don't the gms ban people for botting" you then become silent while looking straight to her eyes. you then tell her "hashtag... why oh you el oh..... #yolo motherfcker" once this happens, her panties will be dripping wet and she wants the D. congratulations you now got laid cause of botting. 100% success rate.
 
So what you are saying is that trolls cannot get hot girls : )
Interesting point which has been proven wrong so many times.
 
grinch12 said:
Okay listen up Ima go teach you the real pro moves to make girls like you through botting.

first you don't talk about it and just let her know subtly, for example: purposely bump on something and crash/fall down and right after that look at the girl and say "BOOM CRASH! good thing i gots me a relogger bisch!" she won't get it at first but she will get it sooner or later.

second subtle move is replacing the word 'but' to 'bot' and make sure that whenever you do use it in a sentence, make sure that sentence makes her happy, example: "I know ironman is cool, Bot the hulk is (insert funny joke)" this will hardwire her brain to be happy whenever she hears the word 'bot'.

third is explaining to her that there is a game that allows you to sell items legally and that you found a loop hole through your super hacking intelligence to make a program (yes, "make". pretend that you made the bot) and through the 2nd subtle move, she will automatically be happy when you explain that you are "botting" because like I said, it is hardwired to her brain to be happy whenever she hears the word bot.

then she'll ask "how's botting working out for you" you reply: "shitsocash cause i gots me a relogger bisch" (this makes you appear more edgy and hip at the same time)

she might ask that "don't the gms ban people for botting" you then become silent while looking straight to her eyes. you then tell her "hashtag... why oh you el oh..... #yolo motherfcker" once this happens, her panties will be dripping wet and she wants the D. congratulations you now got laid cause of botting. 100% success rate.
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Epic, xD!!! You sir made my day xD!
 
Tell her you've posted in the same thread as GilesSmith, and once refused to attach logs to your support post when Tony asked you to.

If she still seems unimpressed, look deeply into her eyes while meaningfully running your tongue over your own eyebrows.
 
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