wired420
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So I'm going to start a discussion on why Soccer sucks. (Yes I know yall call it futball or football depending on where).
1) Your not allow to lay someone out just cause they get in front of you. If it were more violent I'd watch it. I love the youtube video's of the soccer hooligan riots. Give the players weapons and broken bottles. It would be awesome in all of its bloody gore ness.
2) Who wants to watch a game where you kick a round ball around for hours and usually only score once or twice. I mean come on. Make the field shorter and the game faster pace and I'd love it.
3) They are just running and kicking a ball. Let them use steroids. I'd like to see 0-30 in 1 second outta men. Look like that rat from the cartoon. Speedy Gonzalez. Hell yeah I'd watch that.
4) Who wants to sit in a stadium of vuvuzela's... Oh my god... Shove that thing up your ass and die..... If I were the players I'd bring tommy guns and shoot you damn people. Then pike your heads on the field with your stupid little horn and play soccer through it like its a mine field... I'd also watch that.
(If you don't know what a vuvuzela is youtube it or www.vuvuzela.fm ... You should be aware of this noise so you know to kill the person next to you that starts it before everyone else gets theirs out.)
Anyways... Really. If it wasn't for all the stupid drone noise at a soccer stadium. I might check it out in person. Long as they sell alcohol. But until they ban the vuvu they will get no money from my pockets.
1) Your not allow to lay someone out just cause they get in front of you. If it were more violent I'd watch it. I love the youtube video's of the soccer hooligan riots. Give the players weapons and broken bottles. It would be awesome in all of its bloody gore ness.
2) Who wants to watch a game where you kick a round ball around for hours and usually only score once or twice. I mean come on. Make the field shorter and the game faster pace and I'd love it.
3) They are just running and kicking a ball. Let them use steroids. I'd like to see 0-30 in 1 second outta men. Look like that rat from the cartoon. Speedy Gonzalez. Hell yeah I'd watch that.
4) Who wants to sit in a stadium of vuvuzela's... Oh my god... Shove that thing up your ass and die..... If I were the players I'd bring tommy guns and shoot you damn people. Then pike your heads on the field with your stupid little horn and play soccer through it like its a mine field... I'd also watch that.
(If you don't know what a vuvuzela is youtube it or www.vuvuzela.fm ... You should be aware of this noise so you know to kill the person next to you that starts it before everyone else gets theirs out.)
Anyways... Really. If it wasn't for all the stupid drone noise at a soccer stadium. I might check it out in person. Long as they sell alcohol. But until they ban the vuvu they will get no money from my pockets.
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