Well this is not that successful but still...

[legendish1]

Hi.

>be 13 yrs old
>start playin wow
>19 hours straight without sleep.
>camp murlocs for 15 hours for linnen cloths cuz i thought it was good money.
>farm alot of thousands.
>Sell to vendor
>did not know about auction house.

>1tip
>dont be me

 

[Lube]

Haha I feel you dude.
>be 12
>start as a dwarf in bc
>kill a shit load of those beginner mobs for grays
>sell all the grays until im lvl 15 or some shit at the start of the game
>have around 2 gold
>think i'm balling as I leave the area
>some high lvl guy tells me that I could've just quested and got a bunch more gold.
>FUCK

 

[Jiniix]

been there
>be me 13
>be mage
>see amazing staff from vendor
>save up all money
>finally can pay
>staff is white
>realize no benefits
>can't afford spells

fuck

 

[SunnyTheCool]

hehe
>be 11 y.o.
>be with first character on first realm on the realmlist (a....)
>be level 5
>die a few times
>see red weapon beside minimap
>sell armor
>delete character couse you make no dmg without weapon

-

 

[lordi1000]

be 9
be a nightelf druid
english isnt an option
farm mobs cuz u cant english
level up until it no longers give xp
quit game cuz u cant understand what it is

 

[skuwlol]

>be me
>be 12
>play in vanilla
>create nelf female and strip in Ironforge
>ask for 5g but get 50g instead mistakenly
>give back 42g because you are a baller
>think you are still rich though as game time expires after only 10 days
>realize you activated the 10 day trial instead of the real cd key
>start all over again a new man

 

[kskaan91]

>be 19 y/o.
>never played online games before.
>borrowed friends mage to see how it is.
>Commit suicide because can't get off the flying carpet.
>leave area accusing shitty graphics.
>fml