Suppose I drive to Niantic's HQ...

[PhelpsCanSwim]

And go into this dramatic performance about how Pokemon GO saved my life, I was depressed with no friends and never went outside until I found it and it changed my life and I'm so sorry I made the mistake of botting I just saw everyone doing it and thought I could to and please can I just have my account back I'll never bot again I drove all the way here...

You think I have a shot?

 

[Mirsey]

At being baker acted, Yes.

 

[Pokemon Master]

sounds legit, if that fails take Phelps with you

 

[XIII]

Security would tackle the shit outta you...