Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] E-Bayer
[ ] Ganker
[ ] Griefer
[ ] Loser
[ ] Moron
[X] Troll
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] 12 Year Old
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Other
You are being flamed because:
[ ] You haven?t read the stickies
[ ] You posted a "Blizzard please fix this" thread
[ ] You posted a "Buff this please" thread
[ ] You posted a "Casual vs Raider" thread
[ ] You posted a "<Class> is overpowered" thread
[ ] You posted a "Lol PvE" thread
[ ] You posted a "Nerf <class>" thread
[ ] You posted a "Nerf <talent tree>" thread
[X] You posted a ridiculous claim
[ ] You posted a "<Profession> sucks" thread
[X] You posted a "PvP is gay" thread
[ ] You posted a "RP sucks" thread
[ ] You posted a "<Talent tree> sucks" thread
[X] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class
[X] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a "ZOMG <ability> is overpowered" thread
[ ] You posted an epeen stroking message
[ ] You posted an "I'm quitting" thread
[ ] You posted an "OMG I got ganked" thread
[X] You posted false information
[ ] You posted forum clich?
[ ] YOU POSTED IN ALL CAPS
[ ] You posted in the wrong forum
[ ] Y0u p0573d in 1337 5p34k
[ ] You posted something completely irrelevant
[ ] You posted something greatly insulting
[ ] You posted something racist
[ ] You posted something stupid
[X] You really need to learn to play your class
[ ] You really need to learn to play the game
[ ] Yousimplyhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommasandperiods
[ ] You understand little about the concepts of class balance
[ ] You understand nothing about game mechanics
[ ] Y0u u$3d Nu/V\b3r$ and sy/V\b0l$ in$7ad 0f l3773r$
[ ] Your post just killed half my brain cells
[ ] Your post is impossible to understand
[ ] Your model brain is clearly defective
[ ] You're complaining about things that Blizzard has no control over
[ ] You're extraordinarily bad at (detecting [ ]/posting [ ]) sarcasm
[ ] You're not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] You're posting while you're drunk and/or high
[ ] You're too immature for forum privileges
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd
[ ] Other
In punishment, you must:
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Cancel your account
[ ] Drink out of a spittoon
[ ] Enrol in night school
[ ] Fetch me a shrubbery
[ ] Give all your gold away to new players
[ ] Go play in some industrial machinery
[ ] Never come into these forums again.
[ ] Perform a naked marathon in an enemy capital city
[ ] Reroll your characters and start again from level one
[ ] Run a low level through a dungeon
[ ] Take a bath in molten iron
[ ] Throw you computer in the trash
[ ] All of the above
[X] Other (Delete your priest)
In closing, I'd like to say:
[ ] A monkey could type something more legible than you
[ ] Consider going to rehab and getting clean
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go back to high school
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] No one cares
[ ] Seek medical attention
[ ] Stop stinking up the gene pool
[ ] The world has no use for someone like you
[ ] You seem to violate the theory of natural selection
[ ] You're embarassing yourself
[ ] You're giving us all a bad name
[ ] You're the embodiment of everything that is wrong in the world
[ ] All of the above
[X] Other (Im just joking ^^)
HAHA SORRY I WAS WAITING FOR A POST TO USE THIS MACRO ON, YOU SHOULD FEEL HONOURD!
