Out of all the bans I found something that did make me chuckle.

[dtadrunk]

Banned 6 months 9 year account. I really liked my appeal response (which is automated of course) but I found this funny.

"Now something on a positive note, this isn't an account closure. The account will just be suspended for a couple of days and should be back up on 11/13/2015. This means that there's another chance to play fair and play nice!
"

Lol

 

[projektt]

How I feel about the ban https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LlQNty_C8s&feature=youtu.be&t=8s