I go out into the wilderness, I spot le wild farmer farming. I decide to follow him around because I suspect him to be le bot. After 10 hours of constant observation (not even a toilet break) I have enough information and evidence to report the sinner. I take screenshots every time he picks up an ore or a herb and I compress all of them into a single .zip file and send it to blizzard.hack.something, I don't know the exact adress. Then le wild Blizzard team strikes down the sinner and purifies his accounts. I find this to be much more fun than raiding, pvping or any other activity in the game because unlike raid bosses, bots are predictable and they don't have an enrage timer and I can not wipe on them. I take down around 200 le wild bots every day and I became so good at it that I can follow 15 bots in each zone of WoW at the same time. Yeah, you heard me right, each zone, no matter the continent.
Last night, I had the best case of my career. I banned, what I like to call, a "bot train". 29 bots lined behined each other were right there for me to catch. Being a huge Pokemon fan, I had to catch them all. I had some trouble sorting out the screenshots but I made it with the help of my le wild friend, Rajac podunavac.
I wanted to post a guide in the guides section but for some reason I am not allowed to make a new thread there. Le wild developes are trying to shut me down, they conspire against me but I am oh so vigilant and I will be selling the guide on ownedcore, if anyone is interested in the guide "Ban botters in 10 easy steps", please do not hesitate to contact me via a forum PM.
The dark times came my fellow botters, we must ban each other to preserve the economy. Learn from the best, learn from le me...
I go out into the wilderness, I spot le wild farmer farming. I decide to follow him around because I suspect him to be le bot. After 10 hours of constant observation (not even a toilet break) I have enough information and evidence to report the sinner. I take screenshots every time he picks up an ore or a herb and I compress all of them into a single .zip file and send it to blizzard.hack.something, I don't know the exact adress. Then le wild Blizzard team strikes down the sinner and purifies his accounts. I find this to be much more fun than raiding, pvping or any other activity in the game because unlike raid bosses, bots are predictable and they don't have an enrage timer and I can not wipe on them. I take down around 200 le wild bots every day and I became so good at it that I can follow 15 bots in each zone of WoW at the same time. Yeah, you heard me right, each zone, no matter the continent.
Last night, I had the best case of my career. I banned, what I like to call, a "bot train". 29 bots lined behined each other were right there for me to catch. Being a huge Pokemon fan, I had to catch them all. I had some trouble sorting out the screenshots but I made it with the help of my le wild friend, Rajac podunavac.
I wanted to post a guide in the guides section but for some reason I am not allowed to make a new thread there. Le wild developes are trying to shut me down, they conspire against me but I am oh so vigilant and I will be selling the guide on ownedcore, if anyone is interested in the guide "Ban botters in 10 easy steps", please do not hesitate to contact me via a forum PM.
The dark times came my fellow botters, we must ban each other to preserve the economy. Learn from the best, learn from le me...
I had my suspicions, like you were some sort of bad Reddit joke.I spot le wild farmer farming.
I wanted to post a guide in the guides section but for some reason I am not allowed to make a new thread there. Le wild developes are trying to shut me down, they conspire against me but I am oh so vigilant and I will be selling the guide on ownedcore, if anyone is interested in the guide "Ban botters in 10 easy steps", please do not hesitate to contact me via a forum PM.
As you can already tell, the community did not enjoy it and neither did the staff.I grew tired of people whining about Honorbuddy, whining about the auth servers, whining about separate features, so I made that thread as something the community should laugh at.
Question my intelligence all you want.I can not but question your intelligence mate, a moderator or not... Now I am asking you to lift my ban since it was switched from 24 hours to a permanent one.